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  1. 13th May 2008, 16:35 #1
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    Default Tørre vitser:

    Post dine tørre vitser, så har vi en liten dårlig vitsetråd og lese på.
    Off topic å gode vitser er ikke tillat.


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  2. 13th May 2008, 16:40 #2
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    alle barna het Per, untatt Pål, han het Trine
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  3. 13th May 2008, 16:49 #3
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    To sauer sto på et jorde. Bæ sa den ene. Da sa den ande også bæ.

    To sauer sto på et jorde. Det var en hest der også, men den var ikke så spenende.
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    Alle barna hadde navn untatt
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  5. 13th May 2008, 17:08 #5
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    Et pinnsvin rygget inn i en hårbørste. "Er det deg, mamma?"
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  6. 13th May 2008, 17:43 #6
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    Hvorfor kan ikke jeg dø, når kjellerdør.
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    Hvorfor får ikke de andre barna le når geilo
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  8. 13th May 2008, 18:07 #8
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    Default Re: Tørre vitser:

    Verdens tørreste vits:

    Spoiler Spoiler: SVAR
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  9. 13th May 2008, 18:36 #9
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    Alle barna lekte med barbie untatt ronny han lekte med my little pony
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  10. 13th May 2008, 19:34 #10
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    -Husk- tørre vitser folkens.

    Den ene korridoren til den andre, synd det ikke er gang avstand mellom oss
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    Default Re: Tørre vitser:

    Quote Originally Posted by Ichigo View Post
    -Husk- tørre vitser folkens.

    Den ene korridoren til den andre, synd det ikke er gang avstand mellom oss
    Neinei. Det var en gang, men så ble det en korridor.
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  12. 13th May 2008, 20:51 #12
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    2 muffin lå på et fat. Så spiste jeg dem.

    Det var en gang 2 tomater som skulle over en vei. Så de venta til det ble klart.
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  13. 13th May 2008, 21:00 #13
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    Alle barna het Per utenom Espen han het Kake [Japani edition]
    Last edited by Ardisrawr; 13th May 2008 at 21:03. Reason: namme kake
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  14. 13th May 2008, 22:04 #14
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    Alle barna skrev dikt, utenom Erling, for han kunne ikke rime.
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  15. 13th May 2008, 22:11 #15
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    alle barna satt rundt bålet untatt bitten hun satt i midten..


    Det er hypervitsen til en venn:
    Det var to fugler som satt i et tre. Så datt den ene ned. Så kom cruella Devil forbi og sa"hadehade"
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  16. 13th May 2008, 22:21 #16
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    I et rådhus må man passe seg så man ikke går seg rådvill!
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  17. 13th May 2008, 23:55 #17
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    James Bond i ørkenen!

    a man: Mr Bond, Do you know how to ride a camel?

    Bond: No, ride women....
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  18. 13th May 2008, 23:58 #18
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    Hvilket ord begyner med 'b' og slutter med 'omme'?

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  19. 14th May 2008, 00:01 #19
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    :rolleyes: En god latter forlenger livet, sa mannen og lo seg i hjel
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  20. 14th May 2008, 00:05 #20
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    hva begynner på p og slutter på ule?





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